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|Updated||October 22, 2014|
Smile, please! The best jokes and stories here!
One thousand funny jokes for a great day! Wait at the bus stop? Are you in the queue? You have to do just nothing? Just use this app and you’ll be on it myself better and make your friend laugh.
The jokes are divided into 27 categories: doctor jokes, farmers, civil servants, beer, blonde, office, computer, football, lawyers, children, churches, musicians, Ostfriesen, politicians, school, military, Other jokes, sports, animals, holidays, Kinky Jokes, Viagra, Chuck Norris, GDR jokes, sms sayings.
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Example of a joke:
“Daddy, what’s a transvestite?”
“No idea! Ask Mom who knows that!”
Asks the young judge his grizzled colleagues: “I have a black writer, producer of plum spirit, how much should I give him that?” – “In no case more than 4 euros per liter!”
Two pastors meet, and one complains: “Bad times, no weddings, no funerals to do very little …”
“True,” says the other, “and if you do not now and would go to the people, there would be no more baptisms …”
Two cows sitting on the tree and knit nuclear bombs. As a sheep comes flying past. Says one cow to another: “there’s stuff!”
As the Fifa announced that all referees were again pointed out that-in-the-pants-own-access with immediate dismissal because of deliberate handball is penalized.