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Updated January 1, 2014
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最搞笑,最强的神回复;最流行最in的最右体。安卓首发。超过四千条搞笑神回复,并且在不断添加中。
收罗自微薄,人人,天涯,百度,网易等等牛人聚集的场所。图片,文字应有尽有,绝对让你打开了,就不想关上。
最右体是微博新文体之一,2012年8月开始流行于网络。它让网络语言简单化,有利于创造一个良好的网络环境,同时也体现了网友的幽默和创作力。
泡mm,朋友聚会,想讲几个搞笑的段子?你一定能在这个应用里找到你想要的。
最右,指的是微博的第一转发人。微博经过多人转发后,转发人会在转发内容上方从左到右排成一行,顺序是从最近转发人到最早转发人。所以第一转发人就被挤到了最右边。最右回复就指第一回复,最右就指第一转发人。凶残在这里无贬义,可以指能力超强,有发表令人望尘莫及的惊人言论能力的意思。通常,一个微博内容,经过转发人的点评,会产生超越原微博的震撼效果。这个震撼,可以是对原微博的再次加工,让一个平常内容产生火爆效果;或者是把一个好端端的微博毁得体无完肤,观众能结合评论体味到与原作者要表达的完全相反的意思。原微博发表后,会很多人点评转发。之后的人再转发时,就会挑选那个最犀利的第一点评再次转发。所以就形成了“自古凶残出最右”。于是广为流传的微博段子的第一转发人通常都是点评非常犀利。之后的第二,第三等等转发人的点评语通常就只是“为了最右再转一遍!”“为了最右!”或者简单的一个“最右,最右”,甚至用一个符号代替,“→_→”,表示向右方看齐,以表达自己对最右的支持膜拜之情。
转发微博时,所有转发人员的ID按照转发的先后顺序从右到左依次排列,第一个转发的人就在最右边。如果第一个转发的人说话经典、犀利,网友们就会用“最右”这个称呼特指第一个转发评论的人。网友们更是创作了符号“→_→”代替这个词语。据统计,截至2012年8月22日,共有10279728人次使用过“最右”。由此,最右体成为继“有种体”、“回答体”之后的又一网络新文体。

先来几个:
1、女朋友赌气关机,怎么办?
神回复:楼主去理发吧,方便戴帽子。
2、为什么中国领导访问日本,日本方面比较冷淡,甚至机场连欢迎标语都没挂?
神回复:怎么挂?热烈欢迎老朋友来日?
3、有一个女玩家在论坛上发贴问:“光棍节想向心仪的男生表白,送点什么礼物好?”
神回复:First Blood。
4、该死的理发店把我头剪坏了!大家出点损招,要求破坏性越大越好,动静越小越好,因为是我一个人去。
神回复:半夜三更,月黑风高,静静地、轻轻地,一个人吊死在理发店门口。
5、比吃一坨屎更恶心的事是什么? 一点点语录网
神回复:吃两坨。
比那更恶心的是什么?
神回复:塞牙了。
6、为什么CCTV新闻放完以后,总要播出他们在收拾稿子的片段?
神回复:为了告诉你,我们吹牛是打草稿的!  7、为什么星座里只有处女座,没有处男座?
神回复:怎么没有,只不过人家后来改名叫射手座了!
8、老婆是路,朋友是牛,人生只有一条路,路上会有好多牛,有钱时别走错路,没钱时别卖牛!
神回复:牛上路了咋办?
9、八戒说:师兄,你快去医院看看,医院专门为你开了一个科室!
悟空:哦,什么科室?
八戒:二逼猴科!

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    not .bar file.  it is a apk file

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  • Sarah Garman

    It fails everytime i try to download

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    so i all the apps that says “android” on it cant be put on my blackberryh playbook ?

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    Any Chance at converting the Android version of Grindr which is free? instead of the stupid BB version that you have to pay for?  Ot getting a BAR version of Jack’D

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    @mero_mori1 yup! you’re right! I tried to convert instagram, and it works! good thing you posted a link to where we can convert an .apk file to .bar files. Thanks!

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    does Instagram work on Playbook?

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    Instagram is not the 4.0 version. Can you please upload to the correct and updated version? 🙂

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    Tried converting it to bar which worked. Opened on my Z10 and everything. Unfortunately, I get an error message stating ‘incompatible device’. This is a popular Google Play error so hopefully once its fixed in Google Play and on Android devices, the app will work on Blackberry devices.

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